B: Yes, that will occur next month.

A: Most of them are already broadcasting in digital.

B: The digital signal is very clear.

A: Oh, no, it isn’t!

B: What do you mean?

A: I can’t get a single channel.

B: Do you have a digital TV?

A: Of course. But I don’t have cable.

B: You don’t need to have cable, but you do need a good antenna.

A: But I have rabbit ears.

B: Rabbit ears aren’t strong enough. Buy a digital antenna.

B: Yes, but she looks like a man.

A: What difference does it make?

B: Female singers are supposed to be pretty.

A: Singers are supposed to sound good.

B: They should look good, too.

A: There are lots of ugly men singers.

B: Men singers don’t have to look good.

A: Then neither do women singers.

B: Well, I would never buy her CD.

A: But you would buy her CD if she was pretty?

B: Yes. I would buy all of her CDs.

B: Is that a TV show?

A: Yes. It’s on every afternoon.

B: What’s so good about it?

A: They have interesting lawsuits.

B: Such as?

A: Yesterday, a woman complained about a cell phone she bought on eBay.

B: Was something wrong with the phone?

A: It works only in Canada.

B: Did the seller know that?

A: Yes, and he didn’t tell the buyer.

B: I hope Judge Judy made the seller take the phone back.

B: Yes, everybody gets the Public Broadcasting System.

A: It puts me to sleep.

B: Tell me about it.

A: A gardening show follows a knitting show.

B: A cooking show follows a sewing show.

A: A travel show follows another travel show.

B: I’ll say! I’ve gone around the world a dozen times already!

A: Now they’re adding old TV shows to the old movies.

B: I sure would like to see something interesting for a change.

A: If more people donate money, PBS could offer new shows.

B: Who wants to donate? Public TV should be free.

B: Even though they’re in black and white.

A: A good story is more important than color.

B: Actors didn’t curse back then.

A: And there was no violence.

B: People today don’t like that.

A: No, today people like lots of action.

B: I like a good story.

A: I like to see actors who are like real people.

B: Like real people with real problems.

A: They still make movies like that.

B: Yes, but they never make much money.

B: Yes, he was on the TV news today.

A: Every Easter Sunday he gives away money.

B: Is it his money?

A: No. Movie stars give him money to give to homeless people.

B: How much money does he give away?

A: This year he gave away $15,000.

B: That’s a lot of money.

A: He gave $100 to people in wheelchairs.

B: What about the other homeless people?

A: They got $1 each.

B: People stood in line just to get one dollar?!

B: I like to watch people.

A: That’s your favorite thing to do?

B: Well, it’s one of them.

A: Where do you go to watch people?

B: My girlfriend and I sit outside Starbucks.

A: That sounds like a good spot.

B: We watch people walk by with their dogs.

A: I guess you see lots of different dogs.

B: We don’t even know what kind most of them are.

A: There are lots of different kinds, but they all have one thing in common.

B: Yes, they love to sniff each other when they meet.

B: I’d rather not.

A: Why not?

B: You know I don’t like crowds.

A: Let’s go to an early movie.

B: Okay, that won’t be very crowded.

A: What would you like to see?

B: Oh, I don’t care. You’re the one who wants to go out.

A: Well, I want to see “The Pursuit of Happyness.”

B: What have you heard about it?

A: It’s based on a true story about a divorced man and his young son.

B: Well, I hope it has a happy ending.

B: They are the best musical group ever.

A: I love all their songs.

B: I don’t know which one I like the best.

A: I like the ones I can sing along with.

B: So do I, like “She Loves You.”

A: “She loves you, Yeah, yeah, yeah!…”

B: “…And you know you should be glad!”

A: What a great song.

B: How about “Let It Be”?

A: Oh, yes! “Let it be, let it be…”

B: “…There will be an answer, let it be!”

B: Computers are so cool.

A: I love to go online.

B: The Internet is amazing.

A: You can travel all over the world.

B: I know. I went to China yesterday.

A: What did you do?

B: I stood on the Great Wall and looked all around.

A: What was it like?

B: It was like the real thing.

A: It was like being there?

B: Yes, I felt like I was actually there.