B: What husband?

A: The husband of the driver who ran over two college students at 3 a.m.

B: Oh, yeah. The girl died instantly, and the boy is still in the hospital.

A: The husband said he tried to help the boy.

B: Yes, he pushed him off the hood of the car.

A: No, he said he gently placed the boy on the street.

B: So what? They still drove off.

A: The husband said a fire department was nearby.

B: So what? Did he dial 911?

A: He said he was thinking about it, but he didn’t get around to it.

B: He didn’t get around to turning himself in, either.

B: Of course.

A: Do you pray to God?

B: Occasionally.

A: When’s that?

B: When I need something.

A: Like what?

B: Well, if I have a big test at school.

A: Does God answer your prayers?

B: Yes, I’ve passed all my tests.

A: Do you ever pray for money?

B: Not yet. I won’t need to do that until I graduate from high school.

B: I can add two and two.

A: So you’re not very good at math?

B: I’m terrible at math.

A: Well, I need some help.

B: With what?

A: I’m taking a math course in school.

B: Well, you should ask your teacher or your classmates for help.

A: I can’t do that.

B: Why not?

A: They might think I’m stupid.

B: They’re not going to think that! They’ll be glad to help you.

B: Yes, it has lots of rooms and lots of space.

A: And lots of books.

B: And lots of thieves.

A: What do you mean?

B: I mean, keep your belongings close to you.

A: The only thing in my backpack is used books.

B: But thieves don’t know that.

A: They might think that I’ve got an iPod or laptop in there.

B: Now you’re thinking.

A: You’d think a library would be safe from thieves.

B: Not even a church is safe from thieves.

B: I’ll say.

A: I drove around for half an hour.

B: Did you find a spot?

A: I found a spot, but someone cut in and took it from me.

B: Did you yell at them?

A: Yes, I did.

B: And?

A: And he yelled back at me.

B: How rude.

A: But I got lucky a few minutes later.

B: You have to be lucky to find a parking space.

B: English.

A: What are you going to do with an English major?

B: I’m going to be a teacher.

A: High school or middle school?

B: High school.

A: I teach high school English.

B: I didn’t know that.

A: I started teaching five years ago.

B: How do you like it?

A: Do you see all this gray hair? It was totally black five years ago.

B: Maybe I’ll teach middle school.

B: Me too.

A: No more homework.

B: I hate homework.

A: Are you going to college?

B: I can’t afford it.

A: Me neither.

B: So what are you going to do?

A: I’m joining the army.

B: You’re kidding. You might get killed.

A: I don’t think so. After I finish, I’ll have enough money to go to college.

B: That’s not a bad idea.

B: Not yet.

A: Then why are you watching TV?

B: This is my favorite show.

A: Go do your homework.

B: But, mom!

A: You can watch TV after you do your homework.

B: But the show will be over.

A: There will be another show next week.

B: Please?

A: You know the rules.

B: I hate the rules! I can’t wait till I grow up.

B: Shake it a couple of times.

A: I shook it. There is no more ink.

B: You can borrow mine.

A: Thank you. I’ll buy a new one tomorrow.

B: What were you doing?

A: I was writing a letter.

B: Who were you writing to?

A: It’s to my mom.

B: Tell her I said hello.

A: Okay. I’ll return your pen when I’m done.

B: Take your time.

B: So do I.

A: I read it once, and I subscribed.

B: It gives you all the news.

A: All the news in only 50 pages.

B: I like the political cartoons.

A: I like the beautiful photos of the houses for sale.

B: I always read the film reviews.

A: I never miss the food and drink section.

B: I gave a subscription to my parents.

A: Me too. They canceled their other news magazines.

B: So did mine!